What's your sign?

This was in the horoscopes for today (emphasis mine):

"The starry vault is delivering an encouraging message. The power of Uranus is reaching a crescendo. It suggests the chance to wipe the slate clean and start again in an area of life where lately things have become both too complicated and stale."

Ah-HA-hA-haaa-haaaa-haaa-haaa*gasp*haaaaaaa!

Sigh. I'm about 6 years old.