Monday, February 28, 2005

Acts of Charity

Excerpt from an e-mail sent by one of the more senior folk at work:

"By the way, welcome back from your hiatus in Ottawa. We heard that there are girls there who are so poor that they can't afford clothing at all, and you were good enough to donate to their wardrobe."

That is the best allegory for getting lap dances from a stripper that I've ever heard. Ever.

(And no, I did not get lap dances when I was in Ottawa.)


At 1:37 p.m., Blogger Channing said...

I bet you spent the entire time at BareFax... C'mon man... I know what Ryan can be about!

You're a towel-boy remember?


At 2:58 p.m., Blogger Ryan said...

To me, stripping is about seduction, not objectification... and is not something I'm comfortable experiencing (in lap dance form, at least) when I'm in something long term with someone special, as is currently the case.

That said, I once did use the phrase: "Eleventy billion lap dances for this man. Dude, you're not going to have a lap when you're done!" while in Costa Rica.


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