I think the world would be a much better place if people were willing to resolve their differences over steaks and beer. Also, after the steaks and beer, they'd likely be too sleepy to continue fighting. But not too sleepy to have a cigar and a glass of scotch.
Jesus man... while the food here is tasty (I just had me some real spicy chicken and rice... mmmm), I haven't had a steak in a long time and you're making my mouth water something fierce.
See, the problem with resolving differences over steaks and beer is that there's just not enough steak to go around... That's the difference in question.
Get something going on A Helpful Suggestion already! :P
No way A Helpful Suggestion's getting updated before exams are done. But soon thereafter, I'm all over it.
Someone told me that cows are now at the point where if there weren't people around to artificially inseminate them, they couldn't breed. This is a result of years of selective breeding that has essentially turned them into giant meat bricks.
Still, I think there is plenty of steak and beer to go around.
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Puh-Retty!
Iwish I was on a lake right now!
Channing: Well, you're welcome to drop in for steaks and beer, next time you're in country.
Steaks and beer?... What kind of half-assed offer is that?... Who taught you diplomacy?
;)
Incidentally, I wonder how soon I can get a ticket straight to your cottage?
I think the world would be a much better place if people were willing to resolve their differences over steaks and beer. Also, after the steaks and beer, they'd likely be too sleepy to continue fighting. But not too sleepy to have a cigar and a glass of scotch.
Jesus man... while the food here is tasty (I just had me some real spicy chicken and rice... mmmm), I haven't had a steak in a long time and you're making my mouth water something fierce.
See, the problem with resolving differences over steaks and beer is that there's just not enough steak to go around... That's the difference in question.
Get something going on A Helpful Suggestion already! :P
No way A Helpful Suggestion's getting updated before exams are done. But soon thereafter, I'm all over it.
Someone told me that cows are now at the point where if there weren't people around to artificially inseminate them, they couldn't breed. This is a result of years of selective breeding that has essentially turned them into giant meat bricks.
Still, I think there is plenty of steak and beer to go around.
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