Wednesday, October 26, 2005

I don't think this is going to surprise many of you.

Stolen from Erin and Jason:

The Gentleman
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLMm)

Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman.

For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you're their man. You're sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you're experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you're classic "marrying material," a prize in the eyes of many.

It's possible that behind it all, you're a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you're fundamentally sex-driven. You're a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you're like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time.

Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. She is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced. Avoid the The Battleaxe at all fucking costs.

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, someone just like you.


Link: The 32-Type Dating Test

2 Comments:

At 8:18 p.m., Blogger Channing said...

It doesn't mention anything about keeping the socks on during sex... Porn-o style!... Whooooeeeeee!

 
At 10:05 p.m., Blogger Ryan said...

I thought about deleting the socks comment. It was... odd. Oh well.

I want to try and see what the other 32-types are.

 

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